target is getting so chill
if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out
- i am not checking you out
- i am looking at your dog
- not you
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.
what the fuck
What in the actual fuck?
My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…
serious mind fuck
Gets me every time
This is genius.
every single person in the world has to see this